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A Zodiac Sign’s Worst Nightmare

When my brother was younger, he had a recurring nightmare of a giant number 7 chasing him. Maybe it’s because 7 ate 9. Who knows? Even as we get older, though, we tend to...

Sun Signs and the Retro Trends They’d Love to See Make...

We all have trends that have gone the way of the dinosaurs that we wouldn’t mind seeing resurface again. Big hair, leggings, and dangly earrings came right back in style, and as sure as...

Plagues Each Zodiac Sign Would Actually Be Down For

If the world had to be hit by a plague, tons of one or two things raining down on humanity... what would each of the Zodiac signs like it to be? Aries A plague of fast...

Why Dating a Capricorn is the Worst

If you find yourself dating a Capricorn, you might just be a tough cookie. No, seriously. Dating a Cap is the absolute worst! It should be an Olympic event, and you’re a gladiator if you...

The Zodiac Signs as Disney Sidekicks

The Disney sidekicks are a dynamic bunch, to say the least. Films like Aladdin and Mulan just wouldn’t be the same without lovable characters like Genie and Mushu, who act as centers of comedic...

5 Ways to a Taurean’s Heart (Hint: It’s Mostly Food)

Do you know a Taurus? Probably. Otherwise, I don’t know why you’re reading this article, ya weirdo. Anyway, Taurus people are pretty basic when it comes to matters of the heart, but that’s not...

Get Sorted into Your Hogwarts House Based on Your Sun Sign

Even muggles have an idea of which House they’d be sorted into if they were ever so lucky as to be invited into the hallowed halls of Hogwarts. It doesn’t take a wizard to...

Awesome Halloween Costume Ideas by Astrological Sign

Choosing a Halloween costume is an art. Sure, you can just slap together any old thing that strikes your fancy and manage to have a ball. But choosing a clever Halloween costume can be...

How to Spot Each Sun Sign on Black Friday

Tis the season for holiday gifts. That’s right; Black Friday is approaching and with it, total madness. Forget full moons, Friday the 13th, and Mercury Retrograde. Black Friday is where the real insanity happens....

Spotting The Zodiac Signs at the Holiday Party

Deck the halls with boughs of holly. Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. Tis the season to be jolly. Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. Don we now our party apparel. Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. Prepare for drinking, fights, and carols. Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. That’s right: time to don your...

Every Zodiac Sign’s Worst Date

Love stinks! Well, true love can be kinda awesome, actually. It’s just searching for that special someone that can be not so great, especially when a promising romantic partner turns out to be a...

The Zodiac Signs Hit Up the Office Party

Do you really need a reason to have a party at work? After all, it’s a great excuse to get out of actually doing any work, and we can always use the buzz words...