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A Zodiac Sign’s Worst Nightmare

Zodiac Worst Nightmares
When my brother was younger, he had a recurring nightmare of a giant number 7 chasing him. Maybe it’s because 7 ate 9. Who knows? Even as we get older, though, we tend to have nightmares that are hard to shake. What’s your worst nightmare? No matter where you have any of these Signs in your chart, let’s take...

What Do The Zodiac Signs Suck At The Most?

What the signs are bad at
Knowing the ins and outs of your Zodiac is awesome, but it isn’t always peaches and roses. On top of knowing your strengths wherever you have a specific Sign, it can be helpful to know what could be a real pain. Y’know, so you can avoid doing those things or, better yet, work on improving them. What’s a Sign’s...

Swipe! Dating Profiles by Zodiac Sign

Zodiac Sign Dating Profiles
What if the Zodiac Signs were people and they got on Tinder, Match, or eHarmony? Whatever might they say? Aries I’m not here for a pen pal. If you’re interested, let’s meet. Looking to start a relationship with someone who knows how to have a good time and will let me talk about myself. Because --- ya know --- I’m the...

The Zodiac Signs as Natural Disasters

Natural Disasters
Natural disasters don’t exactly fit into our careful life plans. Preparing for them often doesn’t make our list. If we live in high-risk areas, we may take more precautions, but overall storm prep probably ranks right up there with changing light bulbs and putting new batteries in the smoke alarm- important but not something that occupies much of our...

The Signs on a Deserted Island

Signs on a deserted island
As the sun set on the signs’ first day stranded on a deserted island, Libra stared off into the horizon. “It’s so romantic, isn’t it?” “It’s not romantic --- it’s depressing,” Scorpio said as she threw a bunch of sticks down to make a campfire. In her mind, she was making note of everyone in their group and contemplating which...

The Deepest Secrets of the Zodiac Signs

Zodiac Sign Secrets
Everyone has a secret --- whether it’s one white lie or bodies buried in the basement. If Signs were people, these might be the secrets they keep! Aries There may or may not be a warrant out for Aries somewhere. I’m not talking about America’s Most Wanted or anything… although I wouldn’t be surprised. It could be for unpaid parking tickets...

The Zodiac Signs at a Funeral

Signs at a Funeral
While there’s nothing funny about grief or loss, finding something that amuses you, however darkly, can help you get through the worst of it. For instance, spotting the Zodiac signs at a funeral can make an interesting pastime, or an interesting wager if you care to place bets. So, if signs were people, how might they behave? Who might put...

Life Advice Brought to You by Each Zodiac Sign

Life Advice
If you ask each sign what you should do in a given situation, expect 12 wildly diverse answers. Some of them might offer wise advice sure to help you out in a pinch while others might just offer thoughts and prayers or give you advice that could be questionable at best. Proceed with caution, but don’t be surprised if...

Go Home Sun Signs. You’re Drunk

It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, and Happy Hour is well under way. If you clock the patrons of any given bar anywhere in the world, it’s easy to see the signs. The sun signs, that is. Here’s how to pinpoint the sun sign of any drunk in a bar by the way they’re behaving. Aries If there’s a brawl in a bar,...

The Most Notorious Criminals by Zodiac Sign

Notorious Criminals
While those articles about Zodiac serial killers are fascinating in a morbid and terrifying sort of way, we decided to take a look into a different sort of darkness. Who are the most notorious criminals from each Sun Sign? We’re talking gangsters, western outlaws, and serial bank robbers! Are you really living your best life if you don’t end up...