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Signs at a Funeral

The Zodiac Signs at a Funeral

While there’s nothing funny about grief or loss, finding something that amuses you, however darkly, can help you get through the worst of it....
Notorious Criminals

The Most Notorious Criminals by Zodiac Sign

While those articles about Zodiac serial killers are fascinating in a morbid and terrifying sort of way, we decided to take a look into...
Life Advice

Life Advice Brought to You by Each Zodiac Sign

If you ask each sign what you should do in a given situation, expect 12 wildly diverse answers. Some of them might offer wise...
Catchphrases by Sign

Timeless (and Hilarious) Catchphrases for the Zodiac Signs

We all have our own little quirky catchphrases that we like to use, those sayings that just resonate with our core and help us...
Zodiac Worst Nightmares

A Zodiac Sign’s Worst Nightmare

When my brother was younger, he had a recurring nightmare of a giant number 7 chasing him. Maybe it’s because 7 ate 9. Who...
Zodiac Love Languages

How the Zodiac Signs Say They Love You

“I love you.” Three simple, single-syllable words that aren’t always easy to say. We each have our own way to express our love and appreciation,...
Why-did-the-sign-cross-the-road

Why Did the Zodiac Sign Cross the Road?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the idiot’s house! What, nothing? Okay, let’s try a different joke… Me: Knock, Knock! You: Who’s...

How Each Venus Sign Texts Lovers

Oh, buddy. Texting is an entire artform unto itself, and each person has their own unique style for different people they talk to. When...
The signs in a horror movie

The Zodiac Signs in a Horror Movie

In a typical horror movie fashion, the disaster began with a peculiar noise coming from downstairs. The signs weren’t expecting anyone else that evening...
End-of-the-world

How the World Will End According to Your Sun Sign

Just about everyone's got a theory on how the world will come to an end. Ask around! Depending on your Zodiac Sun Sign (and...

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