Astrovibe 101

Your friendly neighborhood Libra may seem all love and light. After all, they’re the first to consider every side to the story, and they don’t often jump to conclusions. In fact, they’re great about really thinking about your problem and not just jumping in to give you advice without considering all the possible outcomes. Their diplomacy is legendary, so...

Aquarius the Water Bearer may be known for their friendly nature, but that doesn’t always mean they’re great at doing the comforting friend bit. You want brutal honesty? They’re on it. You need comfort and support? Maybe call up Cancer the Crab. Of course, there are some hilarious attempts of Aquarians trying (and failing) to be the comforting friend....

Ah, Gemini. You have to love them, right? Because of their mutable nature, it’s challenging to hold a Gemini’s attention for long. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing --- their intellect is just so massive that they have about a million thoughts flitting around in their minds at once. They want to learn everything and see everything. They’re like...

In a typical horror movie fashion, the disaster began with a peculiar noise coming from downstairs. The signs weren’t expecting anyone else that evening and the door was locked, so they worried that someone might have broken in. It was almost midnight, so of course, almost no one wanted to go check to find out what the noise was. In...

You know those various “Ingredients of the Zodiacs” memes that have gone around on social media? There are various incarnations by different pages (and whomever was first, do let us know so we can give you credit!) making the rounds on Facebook and Insta. Well, I felt challenged by said memes and decided to rise to the occasion and...

Sagittarians are probably the biggest, gassiest people out there --- but I’m not talking about obesity or flatulence here. I’m talking about their ego! Sags tend to have egos the size of Texas and are full of hot air. Why? Let’s dissect them --- uh, their personalities, I mean. Boundless Optimism Perhaps the most well-known trait of Sagittarius the Archer is...

Just about everyone's got a theory on how the world will come to an end. Ask around! Depending on your Zodiac Sun Sign (and general life outlook), your theories likely fall into one of four categories: The Sun Will Supernova and Fry the Earth to a Crisp According to the Optimists: Sagittarius, Leo, Aries Aww, it’s cute that you think the Earth...

Emotionless robots who obsess over cleaning and strive so hard for perfection that it hurts? You might THINK that that perfectly describes a Virgo, but if you really take the time to ponder it, you’ll likely realize that these are all just stupid misconceptions. Straight up, I’ve never met a Virgo who has embodied any of those traits. To...

Cancers do not make the best ride-or-die. They want to know where you’re going, when you’ll get there, will pack snacks for the drive, and will remind you to text your mother (or significant other) when you get there. That doesn’t mean they aren’t really awesome friends. They totally are! But you might have already clued in to their...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the idiot’s house! What, nothing? Okay, let’s try a different joke… Me: Knock, Knock! You: Who’s there? Me: The chicken! Ha! Got ‘em, boizzz! Well, as funny as chicken jokes are, wouldn’t it be fun to figure out why each Astrological Sign crossed the road? That’s a rhetorical question. Obviously I think it’s gonna...