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Mercury-retrograde

The Mercury Retrograde Survival Guide

So, is it that time of year again? Is social media awash with cries of, “Hide the women and children! Abandon ship! Stockpile weapons! It’s...

Zodiac Signs as Hilarious Kids

Woah! Kids can come with pretty big moods for such tiny humans. From total tantrums to crazy cravings, kids really do say the darndest...
Things-Pisces-Say

3 Wacky Things Pisces Say

While Pisces come in all shapes, sizes, and personality types, there are some things that just make a Pisces, well, a true Pisces. We’ve...
Aquarius-fails

5 Hilarious Fails of Aquarius Trying to Comfort Someone

Aquarius the Water Bearer may be known for their friendly nature, but that doesn’t always mean they’re great at doing the comforting friend bit....
Dating-a-Capricorn

Why Dating a Capricorn is the Worst

If you find yourself dating a Capricorn, you might just be a tough cookie. No, seriously. Dating a Cap is the absolute worst! It should...
Why-is-Sagittarius-so-Big-and-Gassy

Why Is Sagittarius So Big and Gassy?

Sagittarians are probably the biggest, gassiest people out there --- but I’m not talking about obesity or flatulence here. I’m talking about their ego!...
5-Reasons-Why-You-Dont-Want-to-Pss-Off-a-Scorpio

5 Reasons Why You Don’t Want to Tick Off a Scorpio

Scorpios are probably the most emotionally powerful of all the Signs, which is pretty much all you need to know for why you shouldn’t...
Libra-Diplomacy

Are Libras Diplomatic or Just Passive Aggressive Twerps?

Your friendly neighborhood Libra may seem all love and light. After all, they’re the first to consider every side to the story, and they...
Virgos-like-to-clean

Virgos Like to Clean and Other Stupid Misconceptions

Emotionless robots who obsess over cleaning and strive so hard for perfection that it hurts? You might THINK that that perfectly describes a Virgo,...
Cancer-parenting

Every Cancer Secretly Wants to Parent You

Cancers do not make the best ride-or-die. They want to know where you’re going, when you’ll get there, will pack snacks for the drive,...

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