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Venus Signs

Getting Your Venus On

John Keating from Dead Poets Society says, “Poetry, beauty, romance, love; these are what we stay alive for.” That’s what Venus is thinking too,...
Aspects 101

Horoscopes Decoded: WTH are Major Aspects?

Astrology is just as complex as you are. It’s a whole conglomeration of signs and planets, and most importantly, the relationships between them. The...
Moon Signs

You and Your Marvelous Moon Sign

While less well-known in mainstream astrology than Sun Signs, the Moon is just as important. Why? Because your Sun Sign reflects your sense of...
Ophiuchus-Isnt-an-Astrological-Sign

Why Ophiuchus Isn’t an Astrological Sign (And It Sounds Cliche When You Say It...

So, every so often, this ridiculous idea that there is a 13th (or even 14th --- which is another whole conversation) astrological sign goes...
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Rising Signs and the Masks We Wear

“What’s your Rising Sign?” “What’s your Ascendant?” “I’m a Scorpio Rising. How about you?” As astrology gains popularity again, a lot of people are interested in their...
Quick-and-Dirty-Rising-Sign

The Quick and Dirty Rising Sign Guide

So, you want to be able to easily figure out your Rising Sign (also called the Ascendant). Or, maybe you want to be able...
Is-Astrology-Crap

Is Astrology Just Utter Bunk?

Sorta. But, hang with me here. I’ve got some explaining to do. Don’t throw the dog out with the hairy, peed-in bath water quite yet. Because,...
What-are-signs

What The Heck Are Zodiac Signs, Anyway?

“Hey, Baby? What’s your sign?” You’ve heard it. You probably know “your sign”... but do you know what that even means? So, Let’s Start There. It is...
Mercury-retrograde

The Mercury Retrograde Survival Guide

So, is it that time of year again? Is social media awash with cries of, “Hide the women and children! Abandon ship! Stockpile weapons! It’s...
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Finally: Zodiac Sun Sign Dates Explained

“OMG, Astrovibe! I was born in 19XX and your Sun Sign Dates are wrrrooonnnnggggg…..” Of course they are wrong, Karen. No matter where you read...