Discomfort is the name of this game! Here’s how it works: each Zodiac sign goes to the nearest superstore and purchases three items to make the cashier as uncomfortable as possible.
Let’s see what each sign might think to bring to the socially distanced checkout line.
Aries
A shovel, duct tape, and lime
They won’t know who pissed you off, but if you whistle while checking out, it’ll really raise that discomfort factor.
Taurus
Wine, sleeping pills, and a new pillow
Hey, you just want to relax, but they can think whatever they want.
Gemini
A book, hand lotion, and an eggplant
You literally don’t need any of these things right now. Grinning the whole time while they ring up your purchases is what raises the discomfort quotient.
Cancer
Rope, duct tape, zip ties
Hey, no one can leave you if they can’t get away, right?
Leo
Hacksaw, bandages, one shoe
It helps if you limp up to the counter. Let them think you took your bravery a little too far this time.
Virgo
Vinyl gloves, bleach, a tarp
A few house projects, and all of a sudden, people are calling the cops!
Libra
A pregnancy test, a sympathy card, and a congratulations card
Hey, you never know which way it could go. Grab both just for balance.
Scorpio
Antibiotic cream, whipped cream, and a mask
You don’t mind if they draw their own conclusions. They’re probably the right ones.
Sagittarius
Twine, a knife, trash bags
You plan a little outdoor adventure, and people just can’t handle their jealousy!
Capricorn
DVD of How to Get Away with Murder, sleeping pills, wine
Maybe you just want to relax with the show, maybe you’re doing research — no one knows.
Aquarius
A Ouija board, candles, salt
You know, just your normal shopping supplies. Nothing to see here!
Pisces
Whiskey, a flask, and a trench coat
Get the coat in black – good for weddings, funerals, Mondays, and anytime you need to stash a handy flask.
So, go forth and raise eyebrows, even in the self-checkout line!
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