What Kills Off the Zodiac Signs
None of us knows when or how we’re going to die, but all of us certainly wonder about it now and again. Right? Well,...
A Zodiac Sign’s Worst Nightmare
When my brother was younger, he had a recurring nightmare of a giant number 7 chasing him. Maybe it’s because 7 ate 9. Who...
How to Keep a Gemini from Getting Bored
Ah, Gemini. You have to love them, right? Because of their mutable nature, it’s challenging to hold a Gemini’s attention for long. This isn’t...
Are You a Lion Tamer? Loving a Leo is NOT for the Faint of...
If sticking your head into the mouth of a hungry lion just to say you did sounds like your jam, you might be up...
The Zodiac Signs in a Horror Movie
In a typical horror movie fashion, the disaster began with a peculiar noise coming from downstairs. The signs weren’t expecting anyone else that evening...
The Zodiac Signs at a Funeral
While there’s nothing funny about grief or loss, finding something that amuses you, however darkly, can help you get through the worst of it....
Why Did the Zodiac Sign Cross the Road?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the idiot’s house!
What, nothing? Okay, let’s try a different joke…
Me: Knock, Knock!
You: Who’s...
The Cheesiest Pickup Lines for the Zodiac Signs
Are pickup lines cheesy? Absolutely! Do they ever work? Well, guess you’ll have to try them out and see. Let’s take a look at...
Pew! The Zodiac Signs as Scents
Ah, the sense of smell! It’s like modern time travel where a simple sniff can bring us right to a moment in the past....
The Zodiac Signs as Conspiracy Theories
Conspiracy theory or clever deductions? You’ll have to be the judge of that. The Zodiac Signs may not universally buy into every conspiracy theory...
