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Why-is-Sagittarius-so-Big-and-Gassy

Why Is Sagittarius So Big and Gassy?

Sagittarians are probably the biggest, gassiest people out there --- but I’m not talking about obesity or flatulence here. I’m talking about their ego!...
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5 Reasons Why You Don’t Want to Tick Off a Scorpio

Scorpios are probably the most emotionally powerful of all the Signs, which is pretty much all you need to know for why you shouldn’t...
Libra-Diplomacy

Are Libras Diplomatic or Just Passive Aggressive Twerps?

Your friendly neighborhood Libra may seem all love and light. After all, they’re the first to consider every side to the story, and they...
Virgos-like-to-clean

Virgos Like to Clean and Other Stupid Misconceptions

Emotionless robots who obsess over cleaning and strive so hard for perfection that it hurts? You might THINK that that perfectly describes a Virgo,...
Cancer-parenting

Every Cancer Secretly Wants to Parent You

Cancers do not make the best ride-or-die. They want to know where you’re going, when you’ll get there, will pack snacks for the drive,...
Are-You-a-Lion-Tamer

Are You a Lion Tamer? Loving a Leo is NOT for the Faint of...

If sticking your head into the mouth of a hungry lion just to say you did sounds like your jam, you might be up...
Gemini Getting Bored

How to Keep a Gemini from Getting Bored

Ah, Gemini. You have to love them, right? Because of their mutable nature, it’s challenging to hold a Gemini’s attention for long. This isn’t...
5-ways-to-the-Taurus-Heart

5 Ways to a Taurean’s Heart (Hint: It’s Mostly Food)

Do you know a Taurus? Probably. Otherwise, I don’t know why you’re reading this article, ya weirdo. Anyway, Taurus people are pretty basic when...
Never-tell-an-aries

Never Tell an Aries to Keep Calm and Carry On

I don’t care how heavily it trends, Aries just don’t Keep Calm & Carry On. They have no chill. I mean, none. They simply...
Venus Signs

Getting Your Venus On

John Keating from Dead Poets Society says, “Poetry, beauty, romance, love; these are what we stay alive for.” That’s what Venus is thinking too,...

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