So, You Want to Learn Astrology?
You’re here because you want to learn about astrology.
Fantastic!
You’ve come to the right place.
The funny thing about learning about astrology in this century is...
Cancer
June 21 to July 22
Polarity: Feminine/Receptive
Quality: Cardinal
Element: Water
Symbol: The Crab
Keyphrase: I Feel
Ruler: Moon
Cancer is your Mom friend. Doesn’t matter if it is a guy...
Horoscopes Decoded: WTH are Major Aspects?
Astrology is just as complex as you are. It’s a whole conglomeration of signs and planets, and most importantly, the relationships between them. The...
Houses (Where Planets and Signs Live)
The planets and signs live in… houses. That’s right. Just like YOU.
You may have heard of your Rising Sign, or ascendant in astrology. Your...
The Zodiac Signs at a Funeral
While there’s nothing funny about grief or loss, finding something that amuses you, however darkly, can help you get through the worst of it....
What Does Saturn Mean in Astrology?
New astrology students often shudder a little when they learn about Saturn and then find it in their own chart. Saturn has quite a...
Why Did the Zodiac Sign Cross the Road?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the idiot’s house!
What, nothing? Okay, let’s try a different joke…
Me: Knock, Knock!
You: Who’s...
The Cheesiest Pickup Lines for the Zodiac Signs
Are pickup lines cheesy? Absolutely! Do they ever work? Well, guess you’ll have to try them out and see. Let’s take a look at...
Pew! The Zodiac Signs as Scents
Ah, the sense of smell! It’s like modern time travel where a simple sniff can bring us right to a moment in the past....
The Zodiac Signs as Conspiracy Theories
Conspiracy theory or clever deductions? You’ll have to be the judge of that. The Zodiac Signs may not universally buy into every conspiracy theory...
