Never Tell an Aries to Keep Calm and Carry On
I don’t care how heavily it trends, Aries just don’t Keep Calm & Carry On. They have no chill. I mean, none. They simply...
What Does MakeMake Mean in Astrology?
There have been several new dwarf planets identified in the last twenty years. In the past, Greek and Roman mythology have been at the...
The Zodiac Signs in a Horror Movie
In a typical horror movie fashion, the disaster began with a peculiar noise coming from downstairs. The signs weren’t expecting anyone else that evening...
How the World Will End According to Your Sun Sign
Just about everyone's got a theory on how the world will come to an end. Ask around! Depending on your Zodiac Sun Sign (and...
Pew! The Zodiac Signs as Scents
Ah, the sense of smell! It’s like modern time travel where a simple sniff can bring us right to a moment in the past....
Horoscopes Decoded: WTH are Major Aspects?
Astrology is just as complex as you are. It’s a whole conglomeration of signs and planets, and most importantly, the relationships between them. The...
What Does Uranus Mean in Astrology?
Uranus is one of the outer planets in our solar system and in astrology. It’s associated with innovation, uniqueness, technology, revolution, and change. As...
Picture This: Dating the Sun Signs
While I’m sure there are some Zodiacs you have nightmares about dating, it’s helpful to remember that we each have quirks that could send...
What’s Your Pokémon Sun Sign?
If you’ve ever wondered which Pokémon you are or know anything about these cute little pocket monsters, you’ve come to the right place! If...
Swipe! Dating Profiles by Zodiac Sign
What if the Zodiac Signs were people and they got on Tinder, Match, or eHarmony? Whatever might they say?
Aries
I’m not here for a pen...