How the World Will End According to Your Sun Sign


Just about everyone’s got a theory on how the world will come to an end. Ask around! Depending on your Zodiac Sun Sign (and general life outlook), your theories likely fall into one of four categories:

The Sun Will Supernova and Fry the Earth to a Crisp

According to the Optimists: Sagittarius, Leo, Aries

Aww, it’s cute that you think the Earth will last that long. Only the most optimistic of the Zodiacs could possibly hold out hope for another 5 billion years!

Humanity’s Stupidity Will Be the World’s Doom

According to the Realists: Virgo, Libra, Capricorn

Nuclear wars, deforestation, air and water pollution, global climate change and the rise in questionable world leaders… Yeah, humans have gotten dang good at destroying our planet. Realistically, we’re going to kill our home if we don’t change our ways. Soon.


According to the Dreamers: Pisces, Aquarius, Taurus

Personally, I think it’s safe to say that if aliens were gonna invade and/or destroy Earth, it would’ve happened already. I mean, we would all know if aliens existed by now (maybe). The government can only hide so much from us… right?!?!

Asteroids Will Turn the Earth into Swiss Cheese

According to the Pessimists: Gemini, Cancer, Scorpio

Wow talk about ye of zero faith in NASA’s detect and protect system. On a bad day, these Signs can be pretty pessimistic and may very well believe that the world will end in some inexplicable, unavoidable catastrophe.

In conclusion, the world’s gonna end. Eventually. It could be anything, really. We can only speculate until the time comes… So, what can we do? Live your life to the fullest, dude! Be kind to others, respect and nurture the Earth, and just generally don’t be rotten. Make the most of the time you have on this planet.

What do you think will lead to the end of the world?

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