Zodiac Signs at the Haunted House
We love ghosts, goblins, and ghouls—and scaring ourselves to death for no reason other than the fact that it’s fun. Let’s take the scariest...
Why Is Sagittarius So Big and Gassy?
Sagittarians are probably the biggest, gassiest people out there --- but I’m not talking about obesity or flatulence here. I’m talking about their ego!...
What Does Jupiter Mean in Astrology?
Jupiter the giant is the planet of expansion, abundance, and optimism. It plays a pivotal role in our astrological makeup. He expands and enlarges...
Never Tell an Aries to Keep Calm and Carry On
I don’t care how heavily it trends, Aries just don’t Keep Calm & Carry On. They have no chill. I mean, none. They simply...
What Does Neptune Mean in Astrology?
Neptune is often called the "planet of dreams" in astrology. This planet represents our imagination, creativity, spirituality, and intuition. Neptune is associated with our...
What Kills Off the Zodiac Signs
None of us knows when or how we’re going to die, but all of us certainly wonder about it now and again. Right? Well,...
Swipe! Dating Profiles by Zodiac Sign
What if the Zodiac Signs were people and they got on Tinder, Match, or eHarmony? Whatever might they say?
Aries
I’m not here for a pen...
What Does Pluto Mean in Astrology?
Yes, yes. We know.
Pluto was downgraded to a dwarf planet a few years back.
We got the memo.
That doesn’t mean that astrologers are going...
Is Astrology Just Utter Bunk?
Is Astrology Just Utter Bunk?
Sorta.
But, hang with me here. I’ve got some explaining to do. Don’t throw the dog out with the hairy, peed-in...
A Zodiac Sign’s Worst Nightmare
When my brother was younger, he had a recurring nightmare of a giant number 7 chasing him. Maybe it’s because 7 ate 9. Who...
