What Kills Off the Zodiac Signs
None of us knows when or how we’re going to die, but all of us certainly wonder about it now and again. Right? Well,...
What Every Zodiac Sign Wants a Lifetime Supply Of
Every Zodiac Sign wants a lifetime supply of something, right? I mean, who wouldn’t want a lifetime supply of chocolate or a lifetime supply...
Virgo
August 23 to September 22
Polarity: Feminine/Receptive
Quality: Mutable
Element: Earth
Symbol: The Virgin
Keyphrase: I Analyze
Ruler: Mercury/Chiron
Virgos have the reputation of liking to clean.
Newsflash: They hate it.
What they...
Leo
July 23 until August 22
Polarity: Masculine/Assertive
Quality: Fixed
Element: Fire
Symbol: The Lion
Keyphrase: I Will
Ruler: The Sun
Leos are called the Lion for a reason. They are proud...
Cancer
June 21 to July 22
Polarity: Feminine/Receptive
Quality: Cardinal
Element: Water
Symbol: The Crab
Keyphrase: I Feel
Ruler: Moon
Cancer is your Mom friend. Doesn’t matter if it is a guy...
Virgos Like to Clean and Other Stupid Misconceptions
Emotionless robots who obsess over cleaning and strive so hard for perfection that it hurts? You might THINK that that perfectly describes a Virgo,...
Every Cancer Secretly Wants to Parent You
Cancers do not make the best ride-or-die. They want to know where you’re going, when you’ll get there, will pack snacks for the drive,...
So, You Want to Learn Astrology?
You’re here because you want to learn about astrology.
Fantastic!
You’ve come to the right place.
The funny thing about learning about astrology in this century is...
Why Did the Zodiac Sign Cross the Road?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the idiot’s house!
What, nothing? Okay, let’s try a different joke…
Me: Knock, Knock!
You: Who’s...
Are You a Lion Tamer? Loving a Leo is NOT for the Faint of...
If sticking your head into the mouth of a hungry lion just to say you did sounds like your jam, you might be up...
