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Aries
March 21 to April 19
Polarity: Masculine/Assertive
Quality: Cardinal
Element: Fire
Symbol: The Ram
Keyphrase: I Am
Ruler: Mars
Ever meet someone who could start something new with the passion and...
Why Is Sagittarius So Big and Gassy?
Sagittarians are probably the biggest, gassiest people out there --- but I’m not talking about obesity or flatulence here. I’m talking about their ego!...
Why Did the Zodiac Sign Cross the Road?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the idiot’s house!
What, nothing? Okay, let’s try a different joke…
Me: Knock, Knock!
You: Who’s...
Is Astrology Just Utter Bunk?
Is Astrology Just Utter Bunk?
Sorta.
But, hang with me here. I’ve got some explaining to do. Don’t throw the dog out with the hairy, peed-in...
New Year’s Resolutions for Each Zodiac Sign
It’s that time again! Each Zodiac Sign will be busy making New Year’s resolutions for the upcoming year, swearing that the next year will...
How Each Zodiac Sign Makes the Cashier Uncomfortable in Three Items
Discomfort is the name of this game! Here’s how it works: each Zodiac sign goes to the nearest superstore and purchases three items to...