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Aries
March 21 to April 19
Polarity: Masculine/Assertive
Quality: Cardinal
Element: Fire
Symbol: The Ram
Keyphrase: I Am
Ruler: Mars
Ever meet someone who could start something new with the passion and...
Awesome Halloween Costume Ideas by Astrological Sign
Choosing a Halloween costume is an art. Sure, you can just slap together any old thing that strikes your fancy and manage to have...
5 Ways to a Taurean’s Heart (Hint: It’s Mostly Food)
Do you know a Taurus? Probably. Otherwise, I don’t know why you’re reading this article, ya weirdo. Anyway, Taurus people are pretty basic when...
How the Zodiac Signs Apologize
If the pure Zodiac Signs were people, and they screwed up, how would the Signs apologize? Oh, these archetypes never stop entertaining us, do...
Why Did the Zodiac Sign Cross the Road?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the idiot’s house!
What, nothing? Okay, let’s try a different joke…
Me: Knock, Knock!
You: Who’s...
The Zodiac Signs as Natural Disasters
Natural disasters don’t exactly fit into our careful life plans. Preparing for them often doesn’t make our list. If we live in high-risk areas,...